UK time is: 20:31:01
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Ouch!

Already today, in our of our articles, we`ve speculated on the importance of beating Derby County when they arrive at Craven Cottage in a little under two weeks time, however, we`re now able to show it`s importance in a different light.

Recently, Mr Al Fayed celebrated ten years as owner of Fulham Football Club and a celebratory dinner and dance was held.

At this dance, Mr Al Fayed spoke about the forthcoming games against Portsmouth (which has since ended in defeat) and Derby County. In his speech Mr Al Fayed discussed a suitable punishment, for Lawrie Sanchez, if the net result from both games was not six points by suggesting that he`d,

"Send the biggest bouncer we have at Harrods to hold him down and shove a pepper suppository up his arse."

I wonder if that`ll entice a few more punters into Craven Cottage for the Derby game.

It`d be pre-match entertainment at its best! Wouldn`t it?




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

Join the Vital Fantasy Football League - its Free!

The Journalist

Writer: Andrew Joyce  Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Tuesday October 9 2007

Time: 4:28PM

Your Comments

sell more tickets, that'd be a feckin sell out, hell I'd even pay to watch!
merlin
sorry merlin, having you in our ground once a season is more than enough!
Putney
I'd totally agree, it's hell getting rid of the fleas etc..
merlin
although in hindsight perhaps I should have had those innoculations I was wanred I should have!
merlin
well it's good to see that al fayed cares about fulhams future, i thought it was just for a passport!
Backslash2010
you old cynic!
merlin
 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Fulham Articles

Shall You Tell Him or Shall I? (Tuesday September 16 2014)

Things Can Only Get? (Monday September 15 2014)

Magath on Smith Red Card (Sunday September 14 2014)

Has Time Run Out for Felix? (Sunday September 14 2014)

Fulham Send for Grant Holt? (Sunday September 14 2014)

Reading 3 Fulham 0 (Saturday September 13 2014)

Stats: Reading v Fulham (Saturday September 13 2014)

Reading v Fulham - Team-Sheets (Saturday September 13 2014)

In Magath We Trust? (Saturday September 13 2014)

Archived Fulham Articles

List All Vital Fulham Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll

Vital Members League (view all)

League Results (view all)

Latest Results
Reading 3 - 0 Fulham
Ipswich 2 - 1 Fulham
Derby County 5 - 1 Fulham
Fulham 0 - 1 Wolves
Fulham 0 - 1 Millwall
Fulham 1 - 1 Cardiff

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
18. Rotherham 6 2 1 3 -3 7
19. Leeds Utd 6 2 1 3 -5 7
20. Birmingham 6 1 3 2 -5 6
21. Huddersfield 6 1 1 4 -8 4
22. Bolton 6 0 2 4 -6 2
23. Blackpool 6 0 1 5 -6 1
24. Fulham 6 0 1 5 -10 1

Breaking League News

The Team Sheets - Huddersfield v Latics
Wigan : 16/09/2014 18:50:00
Shall You Tell Him or Shall I?
Fulham : 16/09/2014 18:03:00
LUFC Leeds a big price to pip the cherries
Leeds Utd : 16/09/2014 18:00:00
Match Report From Kid's Corner: Forest v Derby
Forest : 16/09/2014 17:31:00
Forest : 16/09/2014 17:01:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

Forest v Fulham?
Suggested By:  putney
Forest to Win! 63%
Fulham to Win! 25%
Draw! 12%