Bolton in For Fulham's Bullard!
No, no and thrice no!
How the hell do such things materialise?
What are we on about?
The breaking news that, according to Sky Sports, Bolton Wanderers have submitted a £5 million bid for Jimmy Bullard.
Whether the figure matches Fulham`s valuation or whether Bullard would be interested in moving to the Reebok are the two great unanswered questions.
Let`s hope the answer is NO on both counts.