Fulham - Please Do As You Are Told.
Anyone who has yet to buy a ticket for the forthcoming Premier League fixture with Arsenal could be diappointed.
The 'Sold Out` signs have gone up although the official site is advertiisng that individual corporate box seats are available for £275 (don`t all choke at once). Sorry forgot to add that doesn`t include VAT!
The fact that it is 'Sold Out` is good news though and indicates that, somewhere down the line, perhaps Craven Cottage isn`t quite big enough if we are to become more of a Premier League force.
But that`s another discussion point in itself.
The club are also asking that us, the supporters, do our best to recreate the remarkable atmosphere we generated during our excellent relegation escape last season.
As you`ve probably guessed, by our appeal for assistance in placing the clappers on the seats, the noise-generators will be available this weekend.
Also, in an attempt to make a great visual spectacular as the teams run out, the club are asking that as many of us wear the white shirts as possible.
Can I be a bit rude and ask that if we do all that will they, the club, guarantee us three points?