Fulham - Too Expensive You Say!
No! Not ticket prices, No! Not Bobby Zamora but our own Steven Davis!
It would seem that Glagow Rangers, they who once spent a fortune enticing the best talent to play at Ibrox, are baulking at the prospect of paying £4 million for the player they had on loan last season.
Walter Smith, now in his three hundredth term as Rangers manager commented,
'Steve Davis is obviously a player we know, but the money Fulham are talking about is too much for us.'
Ever thought of a whip-round on a Friday night in a Glasgow bar Walter?