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A Saturday Without Fulham!

A Saturday Without Fulham!

After our exit from the FA Cup, at the hands of Bristol Rover (embarrassing or what), we have naff-all to do today, no football for us!

Therefore, I sort of got thinking about how I could spend the afternoon. The trouble was I couldn`t help but think out aloud and the wife sort of joined in.

After a heated debate, verging on a full blown argument, we decided to list five things we could do this afternoon, five of a male persuasion and five of a female persuasion.

See what you think!

Male Things!

1. Sit in front of Sky Sports this afternoon praying that the roar from down the road as 6,000 Huddersfield fans celebrate a victory over Chelsea reaches my front room before the grins of the soccer pundits.

2. Spend a few hours painting the spare room thereby enabling me to hang up all my Fulham memorabilia in a room of homage.

3. Assemble that bike I bought my son for Christmas, seeing as it`s now the middle of February I sort of accept he should be able to ride it now rather than simply look at the cardboard box it is in.

4. Relax on the settee, drinking a few chilled bottles of cider, watching all those programmes I`ve recorded over the past few I`ve not had the time to watch then move on to the DVD Box sets that have yet to be watched.

5. Pop down the pub and get absolutely smashed before enjoying a curry in the local curry house before crawling through the front door in the early hours of the morning.

Female Things!

1. Take her down to the shopping precinct and treat her to that very expensive outfit she`s had her eye on for the last three weeks!

2. Take her for a slap up meal in a suave restaurant and try to rekindle what little romance there is left in our relationship!

3. Vow to clear the bedroom floor of all those cheesy socks and dirty underpants that litter my side of the bedroom floor, garments she refuses to touch!

4. Finally venture into the bath, fill the said vehicle up with hot water and have a good old scrub, removing all that dirt and grease picked up during the working week and cut my darned toe-nails!

5. Whisk her up stairs and have a couple of hours of passionate sex!

Fulham, my glorious Fulham, see what a predicament you`ve left me in because of your failure to beat Bristol Rovers!

Writer:Andrew Joyce
Date:Saturday February 16 2008
Time: 12:21PM

Comments

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What a dilemma - whisk her upsatirs and give her a good seeing to, take your frustrations out on her :-)
merlin
16/02/2008 12:49:00
0
Get her upstairs AND THEN go up the pub.
martintheveg
16/02/2008 17:07:00
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haha!! your such old men!!! I got to check out my new home for the next 4-5years today!! University of Greenwich! Yes indeed, im going to be a london lad!! pros- 1- its in london 2-closer to fulham 3-spend student loan on season ticket 4-away from the parents. Cons- its near west ham. have a good curry putney!
oranje_emu
16/02/2008 22:03:00
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Dw lads we at blackburn feel the same, darn coventry destroyed us in the cup
sasman
16/02/2008 23:42:00
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and then they got destroyed by WBA - strange game football!
merlin
17/02/2008 18:46:00
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